Water who? Water you doing? Just open the door! Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door? Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you'll find out. Mustache who? I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
Knock! Knock! Who's there? No one.No one who? *Remains silent*. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel! K nock! Knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless. 
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Wooden shoe. Luke who? Luke through the the peep hole and find out. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly. Knock! Knock! Who's There? The interrupting sheep. And then after you've enjoyed all theses punny bits of tomfoolery, you can check out Hilariously Funny Jokes to Tickle You and Your Family's Funny Bones for more winning wisecracks. Or, you can save them up for holiday table, or for trips in the car. So, why not start a new tradition and begin each morning with a knock-knock joke? Laughter is, after all, a great way to start the day. You can go ahead and teach them to the littles, too-because they're so short they're pretty easy to remember and re-tell. 
That's why we're found the following 55 that are pretty much guaranteed to make you, and everybody else around you, chuckle.
CHRISTMAS KNOCK KNOCK JOKES CRACK
So whether you're looking for some dad jokes or mom jokes to share with the kiddos, or a young'un who wants a great joke for kids to crack up your classmates, knock-knock jokes fill the bill. That, and they're good for all ages, since they're also mostly clean rather than risqué. Who doesn't love good, goofy knock-knock jokes? Sure, they're usually seriously silly, but that's part of why they're so fun.
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